We are really darn close, ladies and gentlemen. I am rock-hard in anticipation for the end of this season, and not because we care to see who wins. The end of this season is like the sweet release of death, more than a fireworks spectacular. I'm fighting against my sleeping pills as I type this at 2 AM, and it's only a matter of time before I start hallucinating. Stay tuned!
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